Dec 18 2009
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So sick.
No more pie making, no pajama party tomorrow night, no 5k on Sunday, and most likely no Seal Beach with boyfriend and his fambly.
Happy winter break! gr.
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Mini apple-pie-in-half-pint-jar done and beautiful!
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Trying my hand at mini pies in half-pint jars. Apples the first go.
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(via thelovelybones)
Insta-repost
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My dad's computer only has internet explorer.
And my computer doesn’t get any internet connection at home.
Yuck.
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I always wear suncreen on my face, okay? It’s legit.
(I totes forgot to take off the faceinhole.com thing. I’m sure thats what gave it away.)
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“I didn’t call to him, for he gave a sudden intimation that he was content to be alone - he stretched out his arms towards the dark water in a curious way, and, far as I was from him, I could have sworn he was trembling. Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away, that might have been the end of a dock. When I looked once more for Gatsby he had vanished, and I was alone again in the unquiet darkness.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby.
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Introducing the All 'Man-Juice' Diet!
Just when you thought you had heard about every possible way to lose weight - one technique has emerged that could be considered the most original yet! Kim Kelly, a pornographic actress, BBW model, and escort from Santa Monica, California, came up with an all protein formula- that some may find hard to swallow, but extremely effective. In 2002, the plump Kelly publicly attempted to lose weight by an all-semen diet. She lost 15 pounds on her “Man Juice Diet” by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen, banana smoothies and brocolli. Via fellatio, Kelly extracted about three to six teaspoons of semen per day. The average ejaculation is roughly 1 teaspoon and contains 15 calories. The semen portion of Kim Kelly’s diet therefore only contributed 45 to 90 calories of her dailynutrition, a minor fraction of what is required by a normal adult. It is likely that the only aspect of her semen diet that differentiated it from a banana smoothie diet is the exercise she received while fellating her participants. (Sources: 1 2 3)
I gagged wile reading this.
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(via maplestars)
Dec 16 2009
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“I am a man of constant sorrow
I’ve seen trouble all my day.”FUCK I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I LOVE YOU.
Kieferrr lets watch this over break.
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Inglourious Basterds: Hans Landa
By Solidair
<3<3<3<3
WHY IS HE SO FUCKING CHARMING (outside of the whole killin’ Jews thing.)
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GPOYW Done with finals, out of this dorm.
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(via thelovelybones)
Ethan this totes looks like your cousin/my bff Kelly.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!this makes me instantly happy. instantly.
I can listen to this 20 times and stay amused.
